FFFUUUU Carl Sagan
LOL
| Boy: | How come you’ve never had a boyfriend? |
| Girl: | Because I’m not allowed to have one yet. Why don’t you have a girlfriend? |
| Boy: | Because you’re not allowed to have a boyfriend yet. |
I’m glad there’s no place in my neighborhood that sells candy like this, because otherwise I would buy thirty lbs a day. I would carry it all around in bags with huge $ signs on them & I would visit French pastry shops and expensive Italian boutiques and insist on paying with the candies. When the moustached French and Italian storeclerks would protest I would say that I was a rich Contessa who owned an island somewhere in the tropics and this was our national currency. I think that would convince them. But I’m glad I can’t buy any, just in case it wouldn’t.
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